the-politics-fandom:

impalaenterprise221b:

the-politics-fandom:

"Girl Scouts promote lesbianism and abortion!"

Yes why do you think I bought 15 boxes of thin mints. 

Yes, but Girl Scout shouldn’t be a thing, it should just be Scouting of America!!

Girls Scouts became a thing because guys could not and still cannot handle women in their troops defend the girl scouts to the fucking death because we aren’t equal and taking away safe spaces for young girls won’t achieve that either 

iguanamouth:

together at last

aerynlallaboso:

  • reached for the last snack item at the same time au
  • accidentally ‘borrowed’ their towel at their gym au
  • saw their number graffitied on a toilet stall au
  • "which asshole hasn’t returned the dvd i want yet" au
  • parents signed them up for the same shitty art/science program…

Caring is not an advantage

lola-pastel:

I think I laughed more than I should of at this

lola-pastel:

I think I laughed more than I should of at this

yanderecharacter:

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Skype

Remaste…

It’s smooth…

queen-loves-spirk:

triplexpoint:

toboldlydeducethetardis:

"Spread out" in Star Trek means “everyone leave me and Spock alone"

#LAUGHING INTO MY SOUP

lol i love in the third gif spock holds his hand out like

"no not you sulu you go that way"

tonyabbot:

tonyabbot:

tonyabbot:

whats the largest? earth, mars, milky way, or galaxy?

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the earth is the largest

because

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the others

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are just chocolate bars

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’